The Trump Variable: How a National Firestorm Redefined New York's Mayoral Race
The New York City mayoral race was, until recently, a relatively predictable affair. The dataset was clean. You had a you...
So, Richard Branson wants you to feel something. Are you buying it?
Let me get this straight. Richard Branson, the billionaire with the Bond-villain island and the perpetual grin, has decided the best...
The market doesn’t trade on facts; it trades on narratives. Yesterday was a masterclass in this principle. On Monday, the Nasdaq Composite surged 2.2%, closing up nearly 500 points. The Dow and S&P 50...
Wells Fargo's Q3 Earnings: A Masterclass in Corporate Beige
By Julian Vance
The ritual is always the same. A press release hits the wire, a Form 8-K is filed with the SEC, and a collection of analysts...
What's Really Driving ARM's Stock? A Look Beyond the Hype
The numbers flashed across screens on Monday, a brilliant, almost aggressive shade of green. ARM Holdings, the British chip designer that unde...
Let’s get one thing straight. When you see pictures of masked figures in black hurling fireworks at police, smashing shop windows, and turning a pristine European capital into a warzone, we have to st...
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[Generated Title]: Applied Digital's Stock Is Soaring. The Numbers Tell a Different Story.
The market reactio...
I saw the news flash across my screen on October 13th, just like thousands of others. A headline like ABAT Stock Soars as Tonopah Flats Lithium Project Clears Major NEPA Hurdle. But it was the chart n...
Hartford's Marathon Is Back. Are We Supposed to Be Excited?
Let me get this straight. The Hartford Marathon Foundation, in its infinite wisdom, has unveiled the medals for the 2025 race. Medals. For a...