AMD Ain't No Cinderella Story (Yet)
So, AMD's making waves, huh? Shares up, partnerships with OpenAI, Lisa Su building a microchip empire... yawn. Wake me up when they actually dethrone Nvidia.
The Hy...
Alright, let's dissect this Super Micro (SMCI) situation. The headlines are screaming about a mixed bag – a disappointing Q1 followed by a Q2 outlook that's frankly, bonkers. But as always, the devil'...
Crypto's $2 Billion Bloodbath: Just a Reset, or the Start of a Deeper Dive?
Okay, so the crypto market took a hit. A big one. Over $2 billion in liquidations in a single day (November 5, 2025, for the...
Alright, so California thinks it can "outsmart" Mother Nature now, huh? With this new FIRO—Forecast Informed Reservoir Operations—system at Lake Mendocino? Give me a break. We're talking about a state...
Bitcoin's "Dip" to $100K: Still a Scam, Just a Pricier One
The "Dip"? More Like a Controlled Descent
Okay, so Bitcoin "fell" below $100,000. Cue the violins. Honestly, who are we kidding here? This wh...
Rivian's Sub-$50K Gamble: Can Cheaper EVs Fix a Premium Problem?
Rivian's stock is currently trading around $12.50, reflecting a recent daily dip of over 5%. The market seems to be taking a "wait and ...
Dominion's Data Center Bet: Is Virginia's Grid Ready?
Dominion Energy's latest quarterly report paints a picture of steady growth, but a closer look reveals a high-stakes gamble on data center expansi...
Visa and Transcard Turbocharge Freight: Are We Witnessing the Reinvention of Global Trade?
Okay, folks, buckle up, because this isn't just another press release about "embedded finance." What Visa and...
Palantir's "Anti-Woke" Stance? More Like Anti-Common Sense
Okay, Palantir CEO Alex Karp calling his company "completely anti-woke" during an earnings call? Give me a break. Is this some kind of desper...
Alright, let's talk about Solana. Another day, another crypto supposedly "changing the game." And now, a Solana ETF? Give me a freakin' break.
The ETF Mirage
So, Solana's got an ETF. Big deal. We're s...